Hoff and his kid son are in the aisle for personal products at a supermarket. Hoff junior points to the racks for condoms and ask his father what they are.
"These are condoms. They are for use in safe sex." Hoff replied calmly, just like when he corrected his collegemates the other evening that the highest score of GMAT was 800.
"Yeah, Daddy, I heard of them in sex education seminars at school. But, Daddy, why do condoms come in 3-packs, 5-packs, and 12-packs?"
"The 3-packs are for college students - they use one on Friday, one on Saturday, and one on Sunday."
"Who uses the 5 packs?"
"The 5-packs are for graduate students - they use two on Friday, two on Saturday, and one on Sunday."
"And the 12-packs?"
"Son," Hoff said with a sigh, "the 12-packs are for married men, one for January, two for Februray, three for March..., Son, can you count to twelve and name the rest of the months in a year for Daddy?"
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